Once upon a time, there were two kids and they wanted to be friends with Voldemort. Then babysitter Zach said you're not allowed to be friends with Voldemort.
The two kids said, “like no way dude”. Then they ran off to be friends with Voldemort. They had to kill Harry Potter but they didn't actually kill Harry Potter. They were tricking Voldemort.
Voldemort got so mad at them, he tried to kill them so they had to evacuate to the old cat planet. They were then stranded on the old cat planet!!! Then their babysitter came to rescue them but then he got stranded on the cat planet too! Then an anime cat shot a rainbow out of its mouth and spewed them all back to Earth. By the way, rainbows feel like cotton I don't know why?
pleas😋